39 Useless Bits of Trivia That Take Up Not a Pixel on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

We’re not ones to judge, but we just don’t understand why you feel that facts can’t come before basic needs like food, water and safety. Facts such as “food can be found at grocery stores” help you get food, and facts such as “water can be poured into a glass from a faucet” help you get water. You’ll probably need actual training to be able to defend yourself, but a fact like “karate can help you punch and kick an attacker” will lead you to the dojo. 

See! Facts come before everything!