35 Random Bits of Trivia That Feel Like Putting Out a Lit Cigarette on Your Occipital Lobe

Do you think that when John Mellencamp sang, “Come on baby, make it hurt so good,” he was talking to a piping hot fact that was searing his brain? 

We do! 

Then again, we tend to think that everything is about facts. Only Mellencamp knows for sure, but we can give a lyric any meaning we want. Case in point: We’re sure we can make the next song dad plays on this road trip about facts, too!