35 Jokes That Are So Stupid They’re Funny

We’re not a particularly high-brow website, so it makes sense that we’d laugh at this: Two cows were standing in a field. The first cow turns to the second and says, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die.” The second cow replies, “Good thing I’m a helicopter.”

It’s just one of many jokes that you can’t help but laugh at and then relay to an innocent bystander. That’s the beauty of an incredibly dumb joke — they enter a life cycle that never ends, making their way from forgotten joke books all the way to Reddit threads, refusing to get stale like their more popular counterparts. 

Our only hope is that you will retain some of these idiotic zingers and one-liners, and pass them on to someone else to keep the cycle going. We all need a laugh, even if it’s at something as stupid as “Why can’t hedgehogs just share the hedge?”