40 Ridiculous Headlines That Aren’t Worth the Microfiche They’re Printed On
Melt it down and turn it into a Sprite bottle or something
The news is pretty bleak, but at least we have the heat death of the universe to look forward to.
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Chess
Infrastructure Week
Crypto
Weed
Warhorses
Fatou
New York City
QAnon
Suez Canal
Tiger King
Joe Rogan
Eric Clapton
Texas
ACAB
Meta
Kellogg’s
Wow, That’s Pretty Racist
Largest Potato
Prince Andrew
Dollar Tree
Groundhog Day
Taxes
Winnipeg
Axe-Wielding Maniac
Soul Train
The Biggest Losing Streak in NBA History
Russia
Taliban
London Olympics
The Church of Latter-day Saints
Vaccinations
Excel
His Strange Addiction
Source: The Guardian
College Ring
Source: UPI
Noah’s Ark
Source: BBC
Border Collies
Source: KHQ
Coca-Cola
Source: The Hill