38 Scorned Bits of Trivia That Just Threw Our Brain’s Clothes on the Lawn

To every fact on this site, we sincerely apologize. That myth meant nothing to us. We were only checking it out to see if it was true or not. And it was only in our heads for a few minutes before you came home. We sat on opposite ends of the couch and had no physical contact other than a handshake. Once we found out that it was indeed a myth, we threw it out on its deceitful behind. 

So please come home. We’re so lonely without all of you in our brain.