44 Random Bits of Trivia That Feel Like Stepping on a Rake of Knowledge

If you’ve ever seen The Simpsons episode “Cape Feare,” you’ll definitely remember the scene where Sideshow Bob steps on a ton of rakes and gets whacked in the face over and over again. It’s comedic gold. Sideshow Bob didn’t seem to enjoy it, but we’re sure he would have if every rake had a little fact on the handle. 

We’ve been dreaming of that scenario for years, but we just realized that there’s nothing stopping us from making it happen. We buy a few dozen rakes, tape on the facts, go to town on our own faces and then return them all the next day. No pain, no gain!