42 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Stuck to Our Brainstems Like Barnacles
These little guys are hitchin’ a ride on your brain whether it knows it or not
Yes, facts can latch onto your brain and stay with it for life, but they should in no way be considered “parasitic.” Parasites feed off of their hosts while facts feed their hosts. These facts are tagalong life-forms that add to the overall wellbeing of your brain. It’s a symbiotic relationship, if you will.
Just don’t ask them to clean it like those suckerfish do with sharks.
Weekend Rain
Weird Al
Source: KCLU
Monty Python
Source: Fast Company
Facial Hair
Vikings
Alligators
Butterflies
Lisbon Thefts
Roald Dahl
T. Rexes
Android
Clowns
Huckleberry Finn
Swell Sharks
Source: NOAA
IKEA
Source: IKEA
Interracial Marriage
Randy Quaid
The Magic Kingdom
Source: Dark Moments From Disney’s Past
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Chris Colfer
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
Dee Dee Ramone
Carrie 2: The Rage
Dacia’s Car Commercial
Emergency Code
Prison Escapes
Amy Schumer
Calvin Coolidge
Snoop Dogg
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