35 of the Funniest Euphemisms for Calling Someone Stupid
‘The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead’
One of the best parts of adulthood is being able to call someone an idiot to their face. After a while, though, being so straightforward doesn’t spark the same joy it used to, and you might think it’s time to stop insulting people.
Wrong!
Much like an artist, you just need a little inspiration. You need to add more colors to your palette, expand your mind and dabble with a different delivery. Thankfully, Redditors have shared their favorite euphemisms for calling someone stupid, and whether you go with the succinct “quick as a glacier,” the more colorful “as sharp as a sock full of soup” or the genius “if your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off,” there’s a lot of quality material to choose from.