40 Random Bits of Trivia We Acquired on the Black Market of Information at Substantial Cost and Personal Risk
We took all the risk so you can take all the reward
Pleasing consumers is a funny thing. They stroll up to the counter to select a blueberry muffin, and to them, it would taste the same whether it was picked out of a box or hand-picked from the blueberry muffin tree in the far reaches of the blueberry muffin forest. They’d never know, and the sweaty panting faces of the blueberry-muffin picker wouldn’t mean a thing to them.
You can’t see our sweaty panting faces right now, but we just got back from a pretty distant, dangerous fact-finding mission, and we're looking for a little recognition here. Drop a solid thank you in the comments please.