43 Random Bits of Trivia That Our Parents Threatened to Throw Out If We Didn’t Dig Them Out of Our Childhood Closet
We’re just going to give these facts away anyways, mom!
On our most recent visit home, our dad was making these not-so-subtle remarks about the mountain of facts we still have in “his house.”
Okay dad, your attic, basement, crawl space and two spare bedroom closets have more than enough space to house these, but we guess we’ll get this burdensome batch out of here. Since our tiny bachelor apartment is already overflowing with facts, you guys can treat this list like a sack on the lawn with a big “FREE” sign on it.
There. Happy now, dad?!?!
El Soboo
Jaws
Red Lobster
A Clockwork Orange
Penis Statue
Goodwill
A Different World
Source: Television Academy Interviews
Gay Marriage
Source: BBC
Good Burger
Sly Cooper
Source: SimpleGamer
Pandas
Bruno Mars
TV Firsts
Girls
Star Trek
Source: Ars Technica
Paper Size
The Hobbit
Voting on War
Candy Bar Price Hikes
Movie Showtimes
Being Popular
Parasite
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Oliver Reed
The National Institutes of Health
Street Fighter
Viking Myth
Chris Hayes
Jersey Boys
Things We Put in Our Butts
Muammar Gaddafi
Gilligan’s Island
Saving Private Ryan
Source: The Independent
Bugs Bunny
Pet Hyena
Source: Cinemabend
Joe Rogan
Cheese
Phobias
Source: 15 Celebs We Didn't Know Have Very Surprising Phobias