43 Random Bits of Trivia That Our Parents Threatened to Throw Out If We Didn’t Dig Them Out of Our Childhood Closet

On our most recent visit home, our dad was making these not-so-subtle remarks about the mountain of facts we still have in “his house.” 

Okay dad, your attic, basement, crawl space and two spare bedroom closets have more than enough space to house these, but we guess we’ll get this burdensome batch out of here. Since our tiny bachelor apartment is already overflowing with facts, you guys can treat this list like a sack on the lawn with a big “FREE” sign on it. 

There. Happy now, dad?!?!