40 Random Bits of Trivia the Universe Never Meant for You to Find Out

You’re not supposed to be back here! Show us your pass! 

The sign out front clearly states that only members of the human race with “all-access” passes are permitted to peel back the universe’s curtain and stroll amongst these hidden gems. We hate having to lay down the law, but we took a side hustle as the universe’s security guards and this was rule number one. 

Once we clock out, we’re real sweeties, but for now? Get the hell outta here! And don’t read any of these on your way out!