35 of the Best Anti-Humor Jokes

‘What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint’

The best part about anti-humor jokes is that they follow the exact formula of how children deliver punchlines. In fact, some of the greatest anti-humor comedians of future generations may be getting their start by submitting the head-scratching jokes that end up on Laffy Taffy wrappers, workshopping bits until they reach their highest form by coming up with something like, “What do you call a homing pigeon that can’t find its way home? A pigeon.”

That’s some good stuff right there. 

To that end, Redditors have submitted the best anti-humor jokes they’ve ever heard, and I guarantee a child will laugh at every one of these — especially the one about the kind of fish that doesn’t swim.

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