40 Random Bits of Trivia to Swallow in One Messy Gulp Like a Hippo Chomping on a Huge Pumpkin

From the looks of your shirt, you can’t even contain your saliva right now, can you? 

We’ll take it as a compliment. A gross, gross compliment. These facts do look pretty tasty, so we completely understand. We won’t let a long, drawn-out, pre-list blurb get between a fact-hungry knowledge seeker and their scrumptious facts. 

So get to it, big guy. Eat up!