42 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 28, 2024

Lizzo continues to make the best out of her “worst fear.” Earlier this year, the Grammy-winning singer was referenced in South Park’s Paramount+ special The End of Obesity, which featured an Ozempic-like medication named after her. When the special aired, Lizzo made a reaction video with nothing but praise for being worthy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s time. This past weekend, the singer took things a step further by dressing as the eponymous medicine for Halloween and celebrating the power of loving yourself. 

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart can also celebrate himself. Nearly nine months after his return to the Daily Show desk, he’s extending his residency through the end of 2025. Stewart’s initial plan was to stay through the election cycle, but he’s “truly enjoyed being back working with the incredible team,” which he shared in a statement regarding his contract renewal. Stewart will continue his hosting duties on Monday nights with correspondents Ronny Chieng, Jordan Klepper, Michael Kosta and Desi Lydic filling out the rest of the week. In the same statement, Stewart joked, “I was really hoping they’d allow me to do every other Monday, but I’ll just have to suck it up.”

More importantly, the tweets are back on the timeline, and they’re as funny as ever. Today’s funniest include those about the difficulty of being a chihuahua, a new version of Coke and one person’s too-honest living.