12 Doctors and Their Favorite Organ to Take Out
Spleen
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"Doctors also think it’s the funniest organ.”
Bladder
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“Pee is gross, and by removing a bladder, I’m reducing the amount of pee in the world.”
Gallbladder
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“You can also safely remove a bladder, so even if my dyslexia kicks in, it’s totally fine!”
Colon
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“I get to do my famous ‘neverending colon’ bit, where I pull yards and yards of a fake colon out along with the real one. The nurses love it. The medical board hates it, but they do admit it’s funny."
Kidney
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“There’s dinner taken care of!"
Stomach
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“Sometimes there’s candy in there!”
Testicle
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“And if he wants it back, he has to pay me $100!”
Ovaries
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“They make the perfect beanbag chairs in a dollhouse.”
Prostate
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“I find the prostate fascinating, because in the human body, it’s a bit of a gateway between worlds, if you will — the world of the penis, and the world of the ass.”
Heart
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“It makes me feel like God, for just one second. Then I put it back.”
Leg
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“It might not be an organ, but it’s the only time they let me use the big saw.”
Appendix
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“Appendicitis can cause excruciating pain, and I’m glad to know that I can provide them relief. It’s also a fairly simple procedure, which minimizes risk to the patient.”