12 Doctors and Their Favorite Organ to Take Out

"Doctors also think it’s the funniest organ.”

“Pee is gross, and by removing a bladder, I’m reducing the amount of pee in the world.”

“You can also safely remove a bladder, so even if my dyslexia kicks in, it’s totally fine!”

“I get to do my famous ‘neverending colon’ bit, where I pull yards and yards of a fake colon out along with the real one. The nurses love it. The medical board hates it, but they do admit it’s funny."

“There’s dinner taken care of!"

“Sometimes there’s candy in there!”

“And if he wants it back, he has to pay me $100!”

“They make the perfect beanbag chairs in a dollhouse.”

“I find the prostate fascinating, because in the human body, it’s a bit of a gateway between worlds, if you will — the world of the penis, and the world of the ass.”

“It makes me feel like God, for just one second. Then I put it back.”

“It might not be an organ, but it’s the only time they let me use the big saw.”

“Appendicitis can cause excruciating pain, and I’m glad to know that I can provide them relief. It’s also a fairly simple procedure, which minimizes risk to the patient.”