40 Random Bits of Trivia We Swear We Saw in Heaven When We Were Clinically Dead for Four Seconds

Of course, these facts were in heaven! With our sordid past, it was quite the relief to know that we got to the good place. But it also made us wonder, if we ended up in the not-so-good place, would there have been any facts there? To us, an eternity without facts would be a total “not-so-good place,” so we have to make sure we don’t end up there. 

You hear that, whoever needs to hear it? We’ll do everything we can to stay in your good books, so when it comes time for us to die for realsies, we’ll be with the facts!