40 Random Bits of Trivia That Comically Circled Our Heads After Getting Our Lights Knocked Out by a Cartoon Bully
Today, we’re spinning a bad situation into a positive one. It’s all about perspective! Sure, a beefy, brawny bully just socked us right in the kisser, but did we let that get us down? Nope!
Well, actually, it quite literally got us down to the ground. But those starry, fluttery little things spinning around our peripheral vision began morphing into facts, and we were luckily just conscious enough to jot them down!
So please enjoy these little stars while we go get a bag of frozen peas.
Petroglyphs
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Strawberries
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