43 Random Bits of Trivia That Had the Decency to Ring Our Doorbell Instead of Sitting in Their Car Honking

We didn’t think that our parents’ approval meant much to us, but seeing the look on our dad’s face when these facts came to the door was kind of heartwarming. They’re kind, thoughtful facts that can look anyone in the eye and be honest about their intentions. 

Once dad knew that they were here to teach us over 40 random facts and have us home by 10, he slipped a 20 in their pocket and wished us a good knowledge-filled night.