40 Random Bits of Trivia Shrieked to Us by a Haunted Cuckoo Clock at the Stroke of Midnight

As you can probably tell, we’ll get our facts from pretty much anywhere. If they come in a falling piano that narrowly misses us on the street, we’ll sweep them right up. Someone else can sweep up those broken keys though, cus that’s not our job! 

Last night, they came from a shrieking cuckoo clock, and that was honestly alright with us. Who needs sleep when there are facts to be gathered? Check them out, and you’ll see that they’re worth losing sleep over, too.