45 Trivia Tidbits That Assemble Into An Orbital Space Laser

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These 45 trivia tidbits seem harmless at first glance, but when assembled, they form an orbital space laser. Youre probably saying to yourself, “No they dont, dum-dum, you cant build an orbital space laser. They dont exist.” 

To that I say, “Not so fast, Jabroni.” 

We totally already have orbital space lasers. The non-military example is NASAs ATLAS satellite, which “measures the travel times of laser pulses to calculate the distance between the spacecraft and Earth’s surface.” Examples of orbital space lasers with military applications include Space X satellites with Tesat terminals that recently achieved the first-ever communication between satellites using lasers. 

The DOD further explains where we're headed: “The United States is pursuing directed-energy weapon technologies involving devices for generating and controlling laser, particle and microwave beams which may revolutionize military strategy, tactics and doctrine.” 

So enjoy these 45 trivia tidbits and look forward to having your own orbital space laser. Were happy we could do this for you.

You know as well as I do what it is...

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Toys are huge spoiler release vehicles

All you need to make every decision in life

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Yeah having an ambulance there is not a huge ask

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Lololo & Lalala nerd alert!

Source: Kirby Wiki

The annoying Clap Trope in movies & tv

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Tree pipes, then

Miniature house installed in San Francisco park a mystery.

SFGate

This is probably worth a whole lotta cash now

However many there are is too many

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That's just being Nicholas Cage

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Money Laundering But Make It Literal

You can start with us!

Gotta be honest: didn't know there was black licorice mouthwash

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Cross above it at your peril, apparently

Source: LA Times

<Cue MTV theme>

Source: MTV

Dragonflies were once even more metal

Source: ABC News

Total comittment from 'Home Alone'

Source: Twitter

And instill a lifetime of insecurity to boot

Source: The Atlantic

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