12 Spooky Skeletons and Their Job When They Were Alive
Skeletons may be a classic spooky being, but you have to remember that for every skeleton, there was a human behind it. Or, technically, in front of it? Coating it?
All I’m saying is, next time you get spooked by a Mr. Bones, just think about what they did before they kicked the bucket.
Certified Public Accountant
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Not so boring now, is he?
HR Director
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You can take your complaints… to the grave!
Web Designer
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You ever heard of CSS? C-ing Spooky Skeletons!
Travel Agent
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Her job was dead before she was. But she can still book you a trip to Scaretown!
City Councilmember
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A public servant at heart — if he still had one!
Adjunct Professor
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His office hours are now from DUSK TO DAWN!
Walmart Greeter
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Instead of America’s premier big-box retailer, he now welcomes you to the scariest night of your life!
Dogwalker
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Funnily enough, the dogs would love him even more now.
FedEx Guy
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A bony rap at your door, but when you go down, there’s no one there — only a note informing you that he’s sorry he missed you, but he will attempt to kill you again tomorrow.
Chili’s Hostess
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You have a reservation… in hell! Follow me to your table… which is also in hell!
Retired
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He feasts not on your flesh, but on your hard-earned taxes as one of the last generations to benefit from Social Security!
Jim Henson, Creator of the Muppets
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Yeah, that’s him. Weird, right?