40 Sizzling-Hot Bits of Trivia the Family at the Next Booth Over Ordered, and Now We Wish We

We’re so close to this list right now, but we just can’t reach it. It’s like three or four lines below us, but we have to write this dumb little blurb before we can get to the facts! 

You guys don’t care if we bang through this little intro do you? It’s not like you were going to learn anything here anyways. Ooh, it’s getting so close! Words, words, words — okay, cool. Done. We made it to the facts!