12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, October 9, 2024
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Scientists Have Found the First Direct Evidence of Dinosaur Buttholes
We always had a hunch they were there, but paleontologists have finally unearthed the “perfect,” “unique” fossilized b-hole of a Psittacosaurus.
There’s an Actual Animal That Does the Dragon Ball Fusion Dance
Scientists have observed deep sea comb jellies merging bodies to help heal after an injury. That’s the only known animal that can fuse together at will.
iPhone vs Android in the Dating Scene
In one study, almost one quarter of iPhone users say they “think less” of potential dates whose texts show up in a green bubble. Thirty percent of Android users felt pressure to switch to iPhone for dating-related reasons.
If You’ve Ever Ordered Food, Uber May Be Legally Allowed to Kill or Maim You
A New Jersey couple was badly injured when their Uber driver ran a red light and crashed. An appeals court said they couldn’t sue Uber, because their 12-year-old daughter had agreed to Uber Eats’ terms and conditions when she ordered a pizza two months before the crash.
Sustainable Housing Made of Garbage
Known as “Earthships,” there are a few houses in the deserts of New Mexico that are built to sustain extreme high and low temperatures, and are made out of tires, wine bottles, wood and mud.
The IRS Is Giving an Infinite Cash Flow to Scammers
Only about 10 percent of IRS tax refunds are sent as physical checks, and it’s very easy for check fraudsters to steal and cash them. When this occurs, the IRS doesn’t allow victims to switch to direct deposit, so the replacement check is frequently being stolen and deposited as well.
One Flight Everyone Should Have Raw-Dogged
A Qantas flight from Sydney to Tokyo experienced a glitch in its entertainment system that resulted in every screen playing the same movie. For some ungodly reason, the crew chose the Dakota Johnson/Sean Penn vehicle Daddio, which they had to turn off after people complained about on-screen nudity and sexting.
Secret Menus for Dogs
Lots of popular fast food and fast casual joints have items prepared just for dogs, including the Johnny Rockets Dog Burger, the In-N-Out Pup Patty and the Shake Shack Pooch-ini.
Spirit Halloween Is Feeling the Christmas Spirit
Instead of disappearing into the ether, some Spirit Halloween stores this year will stick around and convert to a clunkily-named holiday store, Spirit Christmas.
What States Do America’s Richest Assholes Live?
According to Forbes, 83 of the 400 richest pieces of shit live in California, while New York and Florida are tied for second at 54 each.
Just When You Thought RNA Couldn’t Get Any Smaller…
American scientists Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun received the Nobel prize in medicine for discovering microRNA, little cellular on/off switches that determine a cell’s function.
Pizza Hut Will Send Your Resume to a Prospective Employer on a Pizza Box
Pizza Hut’s “ResZAmes” promotion allows customers to have their resume printed on a pizza box and sent to any business in New York City. For example, I currently work at Go Fuck Yourself, Inc. and I’m thinking of reapplying to my previous employer.