45 Random Bits of Trivia We Wrestled Out of Our Dog’s Mouth

Hosed-off facts that are still good. We swear!

Here’s a few bad boys from our good boy. He couldn’t help himself. Like your brain, he sees facts and just has to gobble them up! Your brain is a little less slobbery and it manages to keep them in one piece, but he’s a dog so we’ll cut him some slack. 

Come on, just look at that face! It’s way cuter than your gross wrinkly brain. Now wipe ‘em off and get to readin’.

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Shel Silverstein wrote ‘A Boy Named Sue.’

Discogs

There was a Tinder match in Antarctica.

The Cut

A dog wandered into the wrong home and snuggled in the owner’s bed.

Fox 17

Wolves Make Safer Roads.

AP

Lemmings

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