41 Choice Bits of Trivia Gathered From the Rich Part of Town That You Should Have Your Mom Check Before Consuming

We say that we don’t care what our parents think, but deep down we clearly want their approval. They love our partner, our choice of residence and our job, but they’re a little iffy on this batch of facts. 

It’s just like when they vetted our high school friends — grilling them about their goals and home life the moment they walked through the door. Like, calm down, mom! Jeremy is a great dude! And if they’d just get to know these facts, and maybe let them come on our cottage trip with us, they’ll see that they’re just as polite and courteous as Jeremy. 

Good ol’ Jeremy.

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