37 Random Bits of Trivia Dredged Up From the Bottom of the Fact Quarry
Just wipe off the slime and learn somethin’ would ya?
You want to learn, don’t ya? That’s why you’re here, isn’t it?
So stop whining about some sludgy facts and get them up in that brain of yours. Maybe grab some Dawn and scrub them clean like a little yellow duckling. We don’t know. We’ve done our part by slopping them on this list. Take ‘em or leave ‘em, pal.
But honestly, please take them. We talk a big game, but the amount of time that your eyes are on this list is actually very important to us.
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Robert the Doll
A Grotesque Discovery
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DJ Khaled’s baby son was the executive producer of one of his albums.
The nation's poorest state used welfare money to pay Brett Favre for speeches he never made.
Eminem
Man chops off his own penis during dream about slaughtering goat.
The BBC
One man will produce enough sperm in his life to repopulate the Earth.
My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
Judge throws out Trump's lawsuit against Hillary Clinton.
The term “Taco Tuesday” is trademarked.
Source: Radio Times