43 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 27, 2024

Celebrities may have been marked as safe from Joan Rivers’ no-holds-barred roasts for a decade now, but the fiery comedian’s spirit continues to live on. In fact, Dead Funny and Melissa Rivers are preparing an All-Star Tribute to Joan Rivers to kick off the 20th annual New York Comedy Festival next month. Nikki Glaser, Michelle Buteau and Rachel Brosnahan are just some of the names who will roast the late comedian and fundraise for one of her favorite charities: God’s Love We Deliver, a meal service for those too ill to cook for themselves.

Meanwhile, Donna Kelce offered some interesting advice to her son Travis as the NFL superstar tries his hand at acting. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end is getting some actorly practice reps in with Ryan Murphy’s latest psychosexual, otherworldly crime thriller Grotesquerie. About Travis’ acting debut, Mama Kelce noted that parental instincts lend themselves to cleaning up their kids’ messes, “but sometimes it’s better to just let them fail.” Although she commended her son for always trying new things, it’s safe to say she doesn’t think an Emmy nomination is in his future anytime soon.

Another piece of sound advice is to check out these hilarious tweets — hell, your mom might even find a few of them funny. Today’s funniest include those about the sacrificial onion layer, the carabiner you can’t tread on and some real horsepower.