32 Random Bits of Trivia Arrogantly Recited by Our Archnemesis Just Before We Wriggled out of His Trap
Psst. Read these facts while we slip away quietly
You wouldn’t think that we’d go to our archnemesis for facts, but we got a little desperate this week. With so many lists filled with so many facts, we had nowhere else to turn. So we ventured into the belly of the beast, let his horde of henchmen take us in, and clicked on the old voice recorder while he rambled on and on about his greatness.
As cringeworthy as his whole evil villain act is, the guy has some pretty top-notch facts. Plus, you know we always get away!
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World War I
Vanna White
A bookstore owner decided they could write better than the books they had in stock.
Belgium workers opt for four-day work week, and ignoring emails after hours.
Source: Euro News
Tycho Brahe
Metallica
Source: Mental Floss
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Source: 19 Roles That Were Almost Played By Waay Different Actors
The Office
Source: Yahoo
Source
The third Amazing Spider-Man would’ve featured the cloned return of Gwen Stacy
Source: Murphy’s Multiverse
Source: Tom's Hardware