45 Choice Trivia Tidbits We Acquired From A Dude Who Needed Money

Yes, there were female gladiators and yes, they fought without tops

We’re usually not the type to buy facts. But every once a while you run into somebody in the back of a horse trailer parked out behind a frozen pizza supplier who has a few to move. We looked'em over and couldn't say no. Sealed the deal with a frozen pizza, dude cooked it right there - had a pizza oven right in the thing. We of course burnt the roof of our mouth but he slapped us on the back and we went on our way. So fire up a Totinos and enjoy. Your mouth will heal.

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Yeah, man, money's just money

Shoes make the irrational moneybags

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"You owe me forty three thousand Mickeys"

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The American Pie reboot will happen - heard it here first

Hey, its not The Noid's fault

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Especially bad if you're ticklish

This scans

This very much sounds like something Tarantino did on purpose

Now that's a show

Definitely the back side of the Mike Myers bell curve

Somebody get Peter Weller some pants

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"Et Tu Gravity Falls"

You sometimes have to be mildly uncomfortable for your pirate movie

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You don't need friends like those, Biz

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"Somebody go to Walgreens and get this kid some new readers."

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Another day at the office parked offshore

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"Hey dude - that's upside-down."

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Didn't catch this - not gonna lie

Can we please not drop a bag of Cheetos in there?

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So THIS is why guys color their hair

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Think on it and get back to us

But do they have night shades?

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Never let Lorne Michaels pick the music

Green meant 'let's party'

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Cicada's are not Fantastic Four fans, like at all

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That's one small step for a stoner ...

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Still genius today

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Sorry to break your Skittles reality

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Just takin' a little off the top is all

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Bitcoin should have been a Papa John's currency and that's it

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Shoot, potatoes are just not the same

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Tough break for Big Furry

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Forget that genealogy stuff - CORPS!

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This was a spectacularly stupid idea

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British Airways is Blofeld to Virgin's Bond

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Pa Kent wins the lifetime achievement award for old guy advice

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Everybody should have an imaginary minister

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Pay your dues - or else

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Gonzo'd be a great coffee spokesmuppet

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Sorry, no it was just the war

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Prince probably killed it at Oregon Trail

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