31 of the Funniest Things People Did to Avoid Sex
It’s maybe the only time liking the ‘Emoji Movie’ comes in handy
What lengths would you go to in order to avoid getting physically intimate with someone?
A tried-and-true classic is feigning food poisoning because nothing sours the mood like perpetual ass ripping (unless, of course, you’re into that kind of thing). Another classic is women claiming that it’s their time of the month.
But those standard excuses weren’t enough for these Redditors. They went above and beyond the call of duty to avoid getting down and dirty. They’ve faked hernias, pretended to be really into The Emoji Movie and constructed a pillow fort where “no girls were allowed” all in the name of rebuking someone else’s sexual advances.