25 Random Bits of Trivia Surgically Extracted From the Smartest Guy at Our Office

With a title like that, we have to start this list with a disclaimer. The fact finder in question was harmed in the harvesting of these facts. Plus, with these new-age surgical extraction techniques, he doesn’t even know that they’re gone. He has enough facts up there that he will not miss a couple dozen. 

Some of us are really bad at finding our own facts, so how else were we gonna get these?!?!

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