34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, August 30, 2024

Jeff Goldblum is on a very particular kind of hot streak — and for once it has nothing to do with his appearance. The actor is portraying Zeus in Netflix’s newest comedy series Kaos, a contemporary reimagining of Greek mythology, which premiered to a 75 percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, further shining up Goldblum’s acclaimed TV career, which has been certified fresh since his 1996 appearance on The Simpsons.  

Meanwhile, some of our favorite funny ladies are teaming up. Leslie Mann, Anna Faris, Isla Fisher and Michelle Buteau are all checking in for Spa Weekend, a comedy from the people who brought you Bad Moms and The Hangover. The film follows three best friends who think they’re getting some much needed R&R at a luxury spa in Palm Springs — until their chaotic friend shows up and everything devolves into madness. 

The timeline is taking us into a long weekend of our own R&R with some hilarious tweets to help us unwind. Today’s funniest include those about a grandmother who would like it to be oh-so-quiet, the credit-monitoring companies at odds with one another and the best comedy club near you.