30 Random Bits of Trivia That Aren’t Housebroken Yet, Apologies for the Mess
You might have to wipe up this list and read the paper towel
What, you’re suddenly too good to read a list that spilled onto the floor?
Pfft. You’ve changed. We remember a time when you’d look under the stove for a good list. And no one looks under the stove for anything! Maybe it’s our fault. Maybe we spoiled you with so many long lists of interesting facts. We’d threaten you with less lists of facts, but we both know that’ll never happen.
You’ll just have to be grateful for what you get, kiddo.
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