25 Devastating Yet Hilarious Times People Pooped Their Pants

Not only does shit happen, but it’ll happen anywhere. One Redditor knows this all too well, sharing the story of the time he held in a week’s worth of farts and didn’t poop because he was in close quarters while traveling and he “couldn’t get the sound any calmer than an elementary school tuba recital.” But when he was finally about to fly home, he came to a crucial crossroads: poop his pants and make his flight, or make a break for the bathroom and miss it? 

Somehow, he did both, but with Bond-like agility and poise, he managed to drop the load, change clothes in the airport bathroom and make it onto the plane just as the doors closed behind him. 

Others haven’t been so lucky, but thankfully have given us new phrases like “Boom! A log in the Chonies,” and “I could chew the smell.” So at least we have that if we find ourselves in similar circumstances.