33 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 22, 2024

Despite outlandish Sex and the City plots that included a brief tryst with a water-sports-loving politician and a run-in with a shoe-loving mugger, Carrie Bradshaw isn’t going on a date with Mr. Bean in Season Three of And Just Like That…. As the sequel series shoots its latest installment, fake notices have popped up all over Manhattan detailing some rather bizarre plots. One notice claims that Carrie hired Jim Carrey’s Liar, Liar character after a hit-and-run, while another has Carrie admitting to being Garfield (yes, that Garfield).

No one has taken credit for the hilarious street art yet, but we can safely rule out Kim Cattrall, as the actress shared she won’t be returning to the show this go-around. 

Speaking of fictional advice columnists, Andie Anderson once set out to teach women how to lose a guy in a little over a week. If you’re wondering what she’d think of next, that answer may arrive sometime in the near future. During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Kate Hudson revealed that she and Matthew McConaughey have spoken at length about returning for a sequel to their 2003 rom-com How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and that “all that matters would be the script,” which echoed McConaughey’s thoughts on the matter back in 2020. 

Anyway, here’s some real advice: Check out these hysterical tweets if you want to start off your week with a good laugh. Today’s funniest include those about a squeaky clean memorial offering, a glass closet and one strict Uber driver.