36 Random Bits of Trivia to Spout Off During a Toast at Your Next Wedding or Wake

You know the old saying, “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride?” That’s us in a nutshell. We’ve been to countless weddings over the years, but we’ve always been a little too fact-focused to settle down ourselves. We think that we get invited to so many weddings because we always spout a few facts during our speeches. 

So let’s toast the happy couple. May they always find happiness while spending four months of their lives waiting at red lights. Cheers!

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