28 Random Bits of Trivia We Stole From the Ice Cream Truck When the Guy Wasn’t Looking
Don’t ask questions. Just take these facts and run!
WHERE DID WE GET THESE FACTS?
You’re seriously going to look us in the eye and ask us that?!?! You got some nerve, you know that?
Listen, bucko, we’ve been bouncing around the globe, gathering perfectly factual facts for you. Sure, some of them may have “fallen off a truck,” or were “snatched by some nice ice cream man while he handed some kid a scoop of mint chocolate chip,” but it was all for you.
So just read up, and become an accessory after the facts.