31 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Puss had his time in the limelight, now it’s time for the ass to get some love. In an interview with Collider, Eddie Murphy revealed that in addition to a fifth Shrek film, Donkey is set to get a spin-off of his own. Production has yet to start on the project, but Murphy has the insane box office success of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and the latest Kung Fu Panda to thank for making the solo film a possibility. 

Meanwhile, two actors on The Bear think you’re making an ass out of yourself with one specific brand of plot speculation. Ahead of the show’s third season premiere, Emmy winners Jeremy Allen White and Ayo Edebiri took time at a press conference to put the idea of a romantic subplot between Carmy and Sydney on ice — despite what the promotional material might suggest. There was a very adamant “no,” with White doubling down that “there is no talk in the rooms about any romantic implication." 

Sorry SydCarmy shippers, you’re going to have to continue to play make-believe with those two.

Over on the timeline, the tweeters are chirping away to hysterical results. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a dumb landlord, a good case for child leashes and a child who was definitely left behind.