34 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 10, 2024

Father’s Day is upon us, which means dads all over the country are being celebrated with bottles of scotch, cigars and whatever the New York Times suggests is the “must-have” gadget of the year. One rather infamous father is very familiar with this concept and plans to cash in on it — 11 times over. 

In an interview with People, Nick Cannon divulged that he wants to give his 11 kids the “opportunity to connect” with him this Father’s Day and “give (him) gifts and all that type of stuff.” The Wild ‘n Out comedian’s choice of words naturally got the timeline in a tizzy with everyone making fun of him for treating his own flesh and blood like fans at a meet-and-greet. One Twitter user even said that the Cannon clan is going to wake up to a Microsoft Teams invite in their inbox on Sunday morning. 

But Cannon’s Father’s Day strategy was hardly the only thing getting flamed on the timeline this week. Other digital burn victims included a knockoff Classic Man, a coastal city and the genie who will grant your every wish — so long as you’re asking for Zyn and a can of Monster.