39 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 29, 2024

A new week and a new month brought us a slew of wild new headlines. Barbra Streisand got into hot water over a rather direct Instagram comment that she definitely meant to send as a DM, Paul Walter Hauser being cast in yet another project proves that this is indeed the year of the big boy, and The Rock faced allegations that he regularly showed up seven to eight hours late to work. And, of course, Mo’Nique had some choice words for former friends Oprah and Tyler Perry during her latest comedy tour stop with Katt Williams. 

But the wildest news of all came from behind one embattled comedian’s computer screen. If you plan on trolling Tiffany Haddish, just know that she has a $1.99 and enough free time to track you down. The Girls Trip actress told the Los Angeles Times that she created a fake Instagram account under the name “Sarah” as a means to combat trolls spamming her social channels with hateful comments. Moreover, she admitted that she learned how to find people’s information online — everything from credit reports, to police records, to phone numbers. Haddish told the newspaper that sometimes she even calls her trolls on the phone and gives them a piece of her mind. Yikes!

Most of all, though, the new week brought us a new batch of hysterical tweets. This week’s funniest included those about men and their theories, the fishy downside of repurposing and the engineer who literally went off-the-grid.