32 Random Bits of Trivia the Fat Cats at Big Factoid Don’t Want You to See

These facts will self-destruct upon reading

Got a pen? Good. Because you’ll want to jot every one of these down before they’re gone forever. We know that we’re risking our careers (and possibly our lives), but the people need to see what’s really going on out there. Like, did you know that the Amish celebrate Christmas twice in two weeks?! 

Oh god! We’ve said too much!

Click right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox.

Scroll down for the next article