34 Random Bits of Trivia to Make Your Ignorance Go Away Forever
You can never have too many facts
Before we begin, we need you closed-minded individuals to either open it up or to just walk away. We have a lot of facts to dole out today, so we can’t waste any time trying to cram them into some stubborn mind. We’re not doing the helicopter spoon move with a fussy toddler here, okay? We’re serving up these facts buffet-style, so grab a plate or sit in the corner and pout. Your call, kiddo.
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