30 Random Bits of Trivia We Pickpocketed From Tourists in the Red Light District

Look, facts have to come from somewhere, right? As highly intelligent as we are, we can’t conjure up these facts out of thin air. Myths, sure. But not facts. Facts need to happen first. All we can do is be ready when a hot new fact strolls by. Speaking of which, our sneaky, spy-like fact snatchers pulled this fresh batch from some John just last night.

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