36 Bits of Trivia Sent to Our Planet From a Distant Civilization Several Light Years Away

Not that we’re huge comic book nerds or anything, but we seem to remember a story about a little alien boy sent to Earth before his home planet was destroyed. That lucky little boy was taken in by a nice little Kansan couple, so we’re really hoping you take their lead and take in these facts. Sure, they probably won’t grow up to be one of the greatest superheroes of all time, but they’re cold and hungry, and could use a nice brainfold blanket, so open up!

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