29 Twinkling Bits of Trivia That Form a Mighty Warrior in the Night Sky, If You Squint Hard Enough

Movie theaters hand out 3D glasses to enhance your experience, and by golly, we wish we had that kind of budget. We’d love to give each and every one of you a fresh pair of sunglasses right now. These facts get so bright, and we don’t want your squinting to take away from your experience. We’ll ask the higher-ups if you can send a receipt for the pair you’ll have to buy. We’ll tell them that it’s better than a bill from the eye doctor.

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