21 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 18, 2024

Last April, Robert De Niro and Tiffany Chen welcomed their first child together, making the 79-year-old Oscar winner one of the oldest fathers on record. De Niro’s other children range in age from 12 to 56, many of whom have teenage kids of their own, who now have an aunt that’s just learning how to walk. On Facebook, the newly public father and daughter photo would likely be met with gushing comments and likes, but Twitter users, as always, had other ideas. One noted that De Niro and baby Gia look like “they both don’t play about their oatmeal and applesauce.” And as brutal as that observation is, it at least means De Niro’s grocery bill is probably pretty low.

De Niro and his little bundle of joy weren’t the only ones getting roasted on the timeline this week, though. Other burn victims included a proud cream team member, every man from South Jersey on the apps and someone who really needs to lay off the stimulants.