33 Bits of Trivia to Assemble in Your Mind Palace Like a Nice Piece of IKEA Furniture

What, you thought we were going to build your entire wisdom collection for you? Well, to quote Morpheus from The Matrix, “I can only show you the door, you’re the one that has to walk through it.” Hear that, you little Neos? Yes, in this analogy there can be more than one Neo. There’ll be a red and blue pill at the bottom of this fact batch, and you’ll have to decide. The blue pill will wipe them from your memory, but the red pill… The red pill will lock them in for life!

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