30 Perfectly Good Bits of Trivia We Pulled Out of a Dumpster With Our Little Raccoon Hands

Some facts are forged in fire, and some facts are foraged in a dumpster fire. Today, we’re proud to display the latter. We know what you’re thinking — “forged in fire” sounds a lot cooler. It sounds like a Game of Thrones episode or something. But “foraged in a dumpster fire” is a tad funnier, and shows that we really put the work in to get them for you. And, as you’ll see, these gems deserve a much better fate than incineration in a dumpster.

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