36 Celebrities Who Need to Have Their Entire Brains Washed Out With Soap

A celebrity’s entourage usually includes a bouncer or two for their protection. After this list, we’re all wondering, “Where’s our protection?” Now we’re on the horn with Hollywood’s HR department, requesting that all celebrity entourages include one bodyguard to keep said celebrity in check. We’ll letcha know what they say.

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