39 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 4, 2024

Another insane week is in the books as we ushered in the start of a new month. Right-wingers tried to cancel Seth Rogen because he’d rather post up in bed with a joint than wrangle toddlers. Sheldon Cooper will still be terrorizing CBS, not as Big Bang Theory Sheldon or Young Sheldon Sheldon, but a secret third thing that has yet to be revealed. Then, of course, we wrapped things up with the annual State of the Union address. While President Biden used the occasion to tick off his first-term successes and why they should earn him a second term in November, the night was quickly overshadowed by an outburst from Mother MAGA Marjorie Taylor Greene and disgraced Congressman George Santos announcing that he plans to run for Congress again despite being expelled from Washington last year. 

The new month also started off with some tremendous tweets courtesy of the timeline. This week’s funniest ones included those about scrapbook texting, a physics-defying microwave and the reason for Olive Garden’s existence.